ten things not to say to your girlfriend

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Thursday, 08-Feb-2007 12:24:53

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Post 2 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Thursday, 08-Feb-2007 13:54:14

hahahahhahahaha! Did you take those quotes directly from me?

Post 3 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Thursday, 08-Feb-2007 13:57:51

no dear...

Post 4 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 16:42:52

lol, cute

Post 5 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 16:58:07

all I have to say is lmao
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Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 21:38:42

lmfao!

Post 7 by pantarra fan (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 23:12:23

Is the zone better than My Space?

Post 8 by the reconstructionist (lucifer doesn't exist. he is only the planet venus personified!) on Tuesday, 03-Apr-2007 20:25:15

Dumb ass bobby.

Post 9 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 4:43:30

WTF does this have to do with myspace? Your mind seems to be somewhere in outer space, but that's the only relationship I can tell.

Post 10 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 5:55:21

lmao, but not so much that my family is awake